a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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