Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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