Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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