Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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