This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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