She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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