What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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