I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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