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worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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