I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
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