But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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