so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
