I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize
