i may or may not be watching the land before time
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
