Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize