hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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