is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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