you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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