they need to just BURY HIM!
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I booty called her while she was in labor.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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