It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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