I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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