woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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