Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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