i just made my gag reflex go away.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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