I want to stick my p in your. b.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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