plz talk dirty to me
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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