I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
My pussy is not your playground.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
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