I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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