we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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