yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I cut my penus on the lid.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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