Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
