the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
...so i touched it.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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