Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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