i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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