Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
this will be a night to untag.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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