Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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