remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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