he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
