we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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