I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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