when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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