I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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