Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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