Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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