I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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