sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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