Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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