nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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