I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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