Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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