Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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