My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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