JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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