physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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