Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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