What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
These tits shall not be calmed
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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