Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
