Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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