2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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